Sing to the tune of the Brady Bunch Theme Song

Here's the story of our friend Carolyn
Who is busy bringing kids from game to game
She's a happy, one hot mama
And EVERYONE knows her name.

Here's the story of the fashionable Carolyn
Who can find a bargain better than the rest
With her Michael Kors Jeans and Jimmy Choo shoes
She always looks the best.

And then one day she realized it's her big birthday
And she said, I don't know how that this could be
But her supportive, husband Michael lied and said, 40, that's not you -- it's me!

we love you, happy birthday :)
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